The rivalry finally ended when Alvin decided he could jump off the school roof just as easily as a certain other kid in his class. One cracked hip and two shattered shins later, Alvin decided to let it go.

WARNING: Don’t jump off the school roof. Or any roof. If you do, please address complaints to:

We told you not to, you idiot
Stixite Studio
666 Stix Rd
Stixville, SX 66666

-Dale

A self addressed stamped envelope will be necessary if you want a guaranteed response.

-Court

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