The rivalry finally ended when Alvin decided he could jump off the school roof just as easily as a certain other kid in his class. One cracked hip and two shattered shins later, Alvin decided to let it go.
WARNING: Don’t jump off the school roof. Or any roof. If you do, please address complaints to:
We told you not to, you idiot
Stixite Studio
666 Stix Rd
Stixville, SX 66666
-Dale
A self addressed stamped envelope will be necessary if you want a guaranteed response.
-Court


I’m still waiting for my reply….
The stamps fell off your return envelope. Sorry. If you wanna complain about that, see the above address….