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Brace Y’self!

dale — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 05:01:24 +0000

This totally inspired today’s stixite image: http://www.spike.com/video-clips/ii5u3e/bottle-rocket-out-of-butt

-Court

I have absolutely nothing to add to this except, “Have a Happy and Wonderful New Year, thanks for reading and if you go out tonight to celebrate, do it safely…. without anal fireworks.”

-Dale

And this concludes our journey called Stixites…for now. We managed to produce new material 5 days a week for a full calendar year, without missing a date or killing each other. That is an accomplishment. We might revisit and do more somewhere down the line. But for the time, we have other sandboxes we plan to play in. Thanks for hanging around. It was much appreciated.

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It Starts So Innocently

dale — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 05:01:40 +0000

You have to wonder about some of these supervillains.

Sure, you have guys like the Joker who is clearly just nuts…. but what about some of the other guys? At what point does a super genius wake up one morning and think, “Y’know, I have these amazing tentacles that I can control mentally and rather than cash-out that invention (and the other ones I undoubtedly have in my ‘special projects moleskin notebook’), I’m gonna use them instead to become an incredibly recognizable bad guy which will ultimately put me in prison. And I shall use a cephalopod-theme as my nom de criminalité.”

Seriously? How did that seem like a great idea?

-Dale

A few years ago, I might have asked that very same question. But after working with Dale, I can sum it up in one word. EGO.

-Court

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Don’t be Fooled

dale — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 05:01:00 +0000

There was a non-PG caption I had for this one that cracked both me and Court up. Maybe at some point in the future we will do the Unrated Directors’ Cut and you’ll see that caption.

But trust us. It was REALLY funny.

-Dale

This whole thing reminds me of Bob Saget for some reason. You’ve got the PG Stixite caption, which represents the Bob Saget we all know from Full House. But, then you have the R-rated caption, which is somewhat jarring and unpredictable, like the stand up comedian, Bob Saget. The only difference is that our material is actually funny.

-Court

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Yes… Yes, I Know… It’s REALLY A Video Game Art Reference

dale — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 05:01:48 +0000

If I’m ever fortunate enough to have a genetically enhanced poodle, I already have a name picked out for him. BIG DADDY! Or, better yet…Mr. BUBBLES.

-Court

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

dale — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 05:01:11 +0000

While Court and I celebrate Christmas, whatever YOU choose to do at this time of year (even if that is cussing-out ghosts and blaming undercooked pieces of potato) we wish you the very best of the season.

-Dale

Speak for yourself Dale. I don’t celebrate Christmas. I survive it.

-Court

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Deer Hunter

dale — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 05:01:32 +0000

Way to go Dale! How is Santa supposed to deliver gifts all around the world at night, if he has no headlights?

-Court

One of those dashboard mounted GPS jobbies and google maps. Dur! Get with the 21st century, man.

-Dale

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It’s In The Director’s Cut

dale — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 05:01:41 +0000

See kids, this is why you shouldn’t idolize celebrities like Allen Iverson, Charles Barkley, Phil Mickelson, Charlie Sheen, and Michael Jordan. Yes, they are all still rich. But unlike Frosty, they have the money to pay off their gambling losses.

-Court

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The Gift That Keeps On Killin’

dale — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 05:01:34 +0000

Man, I hope this one doesn’t clue Court in on what I’ve got him for Christmas this year. He is SO hard to shop for… mostly because he employs people to open suspicious packages for him.

-Dale

Lets get something straight. I do not employee people. I employee elves (which are technically not people, because they bleed green). And since elves reproduce faster than rabbits, I choose to hire them to open suspicious packages for me. It has more to do with population control, than anything else.

-Court

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The Black Outfit Is Possibly A Mistake

dale — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 05:01:24 +0000

I get the whole “bad-ass in black” thing…. but in the middle of winter, even at night…. not such a good move for someone being stealthy.

-Dale

I don’t think he’s so bad-ass, at all. I mean, he’s attacking a someone with no legs, and just one arm. I bet he couldn’t do that to this guy. http://courtney.mettamwebconcepts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Sketch-11.jpg

-Court

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Even The North Pole Has An E.R.

dale — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 05:01:27 +0000

How is it that ideas like the Snuggie, Sham-Wow, and Pet Rocks all made the cut? And yet, the Shark-in-a-Box gets dismissed, all because of a few casualties. Is it because it was elves that lost their lives? And if so, what makes them so special? They run sweatshops just like everyone else, where limbs and lives are lost, daily. But those little dark secrets never get out. And, because of this, people think they’re all bubbly and sweet. They are not! And, one day someone is gonna blow the whistle on their whole disgusting underground operation. I predict it’ll be Dale. Ahem. *nudges*

-Court

I’m not touching this one. I want Santa and his helpers to bring me some gifts this year. I’m fine if it comes from a magical North Pole sweatshop.

-Dale

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